J-Soft Blog

"If they have the power to make or unmake planets, why can't they do something really useful with Pluto, such as decree it to be a really huge scoop of chocolate cookie-dough ice cream?"

..."So, you're saying that anything that's only 5.5 times smaller than a planet should also be considered a planet?

Earth/5.5 = 2300km => Pluto is a planet

Pluto/5.5 = 420km => Vesta asteroid (450km) is a planet

Vesta/5.5 = 82km => 61 Danaë asteroid (82km) is a planet

61 Danaë/5.5 = 15km => 2685 Masursky asteroid is a planet

2685 Masursky/5.5 = 2.5km => 2002 JF56 asteroid is a planet

2002 JF56/5.5 = 455 meters => CN Tower (550m) is a planet

CN Tower/5.5 = 100m => Eyeglass orbital telescope would be a planet

Eyeglass/5.5 = 18m => The Titan Missle silo was a planet

Titan/5.5 = 10.7 feet => Your bathroom is a planet

Bathroom/5.5 = 2 feet => Your Mom is a planet! Oh, snap!"

....."Your Mom/5.5 = 4.36 inches => Oh yeah? Well my.... nevermind."